If you need some inspiration, below are some bad poems that might help. So get those bad creative juices flowing, pick a topic, and see what you can come up with.
If you still have trouble, the easiest way to write a bad poem is to do a rendition of:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
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Once you write your poem, bring it with you to our Bad Poetry Open Mic at 4:00 in the Conference Room. If you wish, you can share your poem with us. We will also have homemade ice cream because it is also National Soft Ice Cream Day! See you there!
PIZZA
Pizza is oh so good
There are a lot of places in my neighborhood
I like to eat it every day
I can eat it for every meal of the day
I like to eat it with some meat
To the creator id like to meet
It came from Italy a long time ago
It's a love that no one knows
It's probably my favorite food
I eat it when I'm in a bad mood
Other foods cannot compete
With the pizza I want to eat
It is hot to the touch
So many people love it so much
I like it when it's really hot
I like its when its cold, not
I like to order it all the time
Because its a favorite food of mine
When my mom says its time for dinner
I hope that pizza is the winner
MEXICAN FOOD
I love Mexican Food
and Mexican Food loves me
Every time I eat it,
I say Yippee!
The yummy ground beef and the melted cheese,
once I'm done with one taco I say,
I'll have another please.
When it comes to restaurants,
Taco Bell is the best.
Once a month I go there for a crunch wrap supreme fest.
I stuff my face, faster then fast
And then I wash it down with a Baja Blast.
When I get home, I already crave more,
If only they delivered,
it would be less of a chore.
But because they don't,
i have to drive myself there,
It may be getting me fat,
but I don't care.
When people ask why I eat so much without it being free,
I simply tell them,
Because I love Mexican Food
And Mexican Food loves me.
I LOVE HOMEMADE ICE-CREAM!!!!!
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